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By Captain ObviousPublished: March 22, 2010
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Dear Captain Obvious,
I have registered on ur site a few times and my acct and posts r always gone the next time I try to login. Why iz thisss?? I reeeeeeaaaaallllllyyy want 2 tell you about all the products my website has to offer! The world needs to know about the Viagra I’m selling! Why are you deleting my accounts?? I just want 2 share!!!!!!
Thanx, SpammerN00b
Dear SpammerN00b,
If I remember correctly....spam is canned chopped ham with a funny aftertaste...really funny aftertaste *BLECH*...in fact....calling it ham is derogatory to pigs...pigs wallow in mud...mud contains amoebas....amoebas make slime....so in fact...spam in YOUR sense.....well is worse than amoeba slime. Take a hint...get some breath mints....deodorant...something.... OBVIOUSLY they don't want you here... and personally... I don't need Viagra.....and I doubt most of the people here do either.... Please crawl into the primordial ooze that you came out of and drown there....
Time for me to fly!!! Captain Obvious.
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